My thoughts on tonight's CSI:Miami episode

[iluvroadrunner6]

if you haven't seen the first ep, and don't want to be spoiled, OR do not want to read my extremely biased opinion, please do not click on the cut, read, and comment to yell at me. If you don't have anything un-evil to say, don't say anything at all!



Oh. My. God.

Horatio, the magnitude of your dramatic-ness astounds even me. Please, please tone it down this season. Please. I love the other characters but you...your overwhelming need for dramatic stances can be somewhat painful. It was like it was every other minute with you! Although, you did kill not one, but two bad guys tonight, which i have to say is a record.

Eric, you are pretty. Do not ruin the prettyness by getting into a fight with the guy who put a hit out on your sister who happens to be violently wielding two knives WHILE YOU HAVE NOTHING! No gun, no knives, nothing! I expected the nice big-giant-fight-scene-that-ends-in-death-of-bad-guy, but I didn't expect you to go into it with you NOT ARMED. That's not using your nice smart CSI brain there, now is it? however, the thought of angsty Eric-ness this season makes me very happy. because and angry!eric is a sexy!eric.

Ryan, thank you for asking the question that all the fans have been asking since we found out that this was going to happen, and insisting on treating Natalia like the little rat she is. Also...you so want Calleigh.

Calleigh, you coolness and professionalness astounds me. Yes, although I completely agree with Ryan, he shouldn't be a total and complete jerkoff to Natalia all the time, because that is not very professional, so the fact that you're willing to give her a second chance is very awesome of you. However, can't you be somewhat pissed at her. Just for a little while? and i hope one of the hot miami boys comes to your rescue next week, but that's just me.

Natalia, go jump in a hole and die learn to do your job a little better. There are very few times when I really can't stand a character, and you are one of those. How you can even think about managing a crime scene in those shoes is beyond me, and STOP MAKING FLIRTY EYES AT OUR DELKO! Don't think I didn't see you doing that! I did.

Yelina: Welcome back. I missed your and H's long "we so wanna do each other but we can't because we're family" looks. I don't know how long you're staying, but thank you for coming back. Seeing you gives me hope. Because the last time I saw you, the show was having a pretty decent season.

Tripp and Alexx: *hugs you* keep being cool. I love you.

Valera: come back pleeeeaaaassseeee! I missed you tonight.

God or TPTB, whichever one is willing to listen: Please make this season get better. Pretty please.



I'll admit, that was probably pretty harsh, but that was what was running through my head as i was watching this. but i loved that little Calleigh/Ryan moment in the beginning there. So cute.

Comments

[and-dark-skies.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sounds like I didn't miss much.

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

no, you didn't. although i read your post about studio 60, and i'm going...

yeah, my roommate's friend was just doing that in my dorm room twenty minutes ago. it was kinda scary. and i heard it was actually an amazing show.

[afteriwake.livejournal.com]

Ryan, thank you for asking the question that all the fans have been asking since we found out that this was going to happen, and insisting on treating Natalia like the little rat she is. Also...you so want Calleigh.

Yes! I was not the only only thinking that! I feel so much better...

Valera: come back pleeeeaaaassseeee! I missed you tonight.

Amen to that. I thought with Natalia in the field we'd actually see more Valera since she's, oh, I don't know...the DNA tech we all know and love?

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

oh, no. natalia's the new superwoman in the lab. she does it all. *rolls eyes before pouting* i want valera!

i was half expecting them all to pretend like it never happened (as is the trend with these shows) but i was so relieved when ryan said that. i wanted to give him a hug, just for that.

[carwash92.livejournal.com]

I loved the Calleigh Ryan in the beginning! i like hid under a pillow, and my dad was all like, and you think thats guys good? it was halariouse. but i have to say, i didnt see natalia being CSI coming, that was a shocker.

erin

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

i read spoilers. so i knew. and i want her to be eaten by an alligator really don't like her character, so i'm upset.

if the writers attempt to revive delko/natalia, i'm gonna have to beat someone.

and yeah calleigh/ryan were really cute! i don't even ship them and i thought they were cute. which isn't saying much, but yeah.

[carwash92.livejournal.com]

"Calleigh Duquesne Large and In CHarge."

i told my drama teacher about that, and hes was in stitches. at least he tried to redeam himself, ya know.

i dont have anything against natalia, i just think shes an airhead when it comes to anything other than DNA. i dot know the whole back story with her so i cant really judge her yet!.

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

but he was so cute about it was what made it adorable...*giggles* i love ryan.

i just couldn't stand all the drama she caused last season between her and eric and ryan. and she was just a jerk to eric when he hadn't really done anything wrong. which i will not tolerate.

don't be a jerk to my delko when he doesn't deserve it. no.

[iheartnickcath.livejournal.com]

You already know my opinion on Natalia and CaRWash :D

Both boys were really looking hot last night, thats for sure.

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. i love those two. i really do. they're the reason i keep watching miami.

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

natalia and cooper? why would you do that to poor cooper?

and calleigh's hair was curly. i liked it. it was pretty.

[iluvroadrunner6.livejournal.com]

well, i don't think i'll be joining you on this one. i like cooper to much to give him to natalia. she won't take care of him. at all.