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iluvroadrunner6) wrote2006-09-19 12:14 am
iluvroadrunner6) wrote2006-09-19 12:14 am
My thoughts on tonight's CSI:Miami episode
if you haven't seen the first ep, and don't want to be spoiled, OR do not want to read my extremely biased opinion, please do not click on the cut, read, and comment to yell at me. If you don't have anything un-evil to say, don't say anything at all!
Oh. My. God.
Horatio, the magnitude of your dramatic-ness astounds even me. Please, please tone it down this season. Please. I love the other characters but you...your overwhelming need for dramatic stances can be somewhat painful. It was like it was every other minute with you! Although, you did kill not one, but two bad guys tonight, which i have to say is a record.
Eric, you are pretty. Do not ruin the prettyness by getting into a fight with the guy who put a hit out on your sister who happens to be violently wielding two knives WHILE YOU HAVE NOTHING! No gun, no knives, nothing! I expected the nice big-giant-fight-scene-that-ends-in-death-of-bad-guy, but I didn't expect you to go into it with you NOT ARMED. That's not using your nice smart CSI brain there, now is it? however, the thought of angsty Eric-ness this season makes me very happy. because and angry!eric is a sexy!eric.
Ryan, thank you for asking the question that all the fans have been asking since we found out that this was going to happen, and insisting on treating Natalia like the little rat she is. Also...you so want Calleigh.
Calleigh, you coolness and professionalness astounds me. Yes, although I completely agree with Ryan, he shouldn't be a total and complete jerkoff to Natalia all the time, because that is not very professional, so the fact that you're willing to give her a second chance is very awesome of you. However, can't you be somewhat pissed at her. Just for a little while? and i hope one of the hot miami boys comes to your rescue next week, but that's just me.
Natalia,go jump in a hole and die learn to do your job a little better. There are very few times when I really can't stand a character, and you are one of those. How you can even think about managing a crime scene in those shoes is beyond me, and STOP MAKING FLIRTY EYES AT OUR DELKO! Don't think I didn't see you doing that! I did.
Yelina: Welcome back. I missed your and H's long "we so wanna do each other but we can't because we're family" looks. I don't know how long you're staying, but thank you for coming back. Seeing you gives me hope. Because the last time I saw you, the show was having a pretty decent season.
Tripp and Alexx: *hugs you* keep being cool. I love you.
Valera: come back pleeeeaaaassseeee! I missed you tonight.
God or TPTB, whichever one is willing to listen: Please make this season get better. Pretty please.
I'll admit, that was probably pretty harsh, but that was what was running through my head as i was watching this. but i loved that little Calleigh/Ryan moment in the beginning there. So cute.
Oh. My. God.
Horatio, the magnitude of your dramatic-ness astounds even me. Please, please tone it down this season. Please. I love the other characters but you...your overwhelming need for dramatic stances can be somewhat painful. It was like it was every other minute with you! Although, you did kill not one, but two bad guys tonight, which i have to say is a record.
Eric, you are pretty. Do not ruin the prettyness by getting into a fight with the guy who put a hit out on your sister who happens to be violently wielding two knives WHILE YOU HAVE NOTHING! No gun, no knives, nothing! I expected the nice big-giant-fight-scene-that-ends-in-death-of-bad-guy, but I didn't expect you to go into it with you NOT ARMED. That's not using your nice smart CSI brain there, now is it? however, the thought of angsty Eric-ness this season makes me very happy. because and angry!eric is a sexy!eric.
Ryan, thank you for asking the question that all the fans have been asking since we found out that this was going to happen, and insisting on treating Natalia like the little rat she is. Also...you so want Calleigh.
Calleigh, you coolness and professionalness astounds me. Yes, although I completely agree with Ryan, he shouldn't be a total and complete jerkoff to Natalia all the time, because that is not very professional, so the fact that you're willing to give her a second chance is very awesome of you. However, can't you be somewhat pissed at her. Just for a little while? and i hope one of the hot miami boys comes to your rescue next week, but that's just me.
Natalia,
Yelina: Welcome back. I missed your and H's long "we so wanna do each other but we can't because we're family" looks. I don't know how long you're staying, but thank you for coming back. Seeing you gives me hope. Because the last time I saw you, the show was having a pretty decent season.
Tripp and Alexx: *hugs you* keep being cool. I love you.
Valera: come back pleeeeaaaassseeee! I missed you tonight.
God or TPTB, whichever one is willing to listen: Please make this season get better. Pretty please.
I'll admit, that was probably pretty harsh, but that was what was running through my head as i was watching this. but i loved that little Calleigh/Ryan moment in the beginning there. So cute.