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iluvroadrunner6) wrote2016-04-23 01:07 pm
iluvroadrunner6) wrote2016-04-23 01:07 pm
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get your words out } { the official, unabridged blog of teenage vampire bait
Fandom: Original
Title: The Official, Unabridged Blog of Teenage Vampire Bait
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,039 words
Warnings: N/A
Summary: An overly cautious teenager records his encounters with the suspicious new boy in town. Just to be on the safe side.
Posted 1/21/2016, 1:21 am
So here’s the deal. I’m not exactly a “blogger,” whatever that means. I’m not going to bore you with the day to day basics of my life, but I’ve definitely watched enough procedural crime dramas to know that when you’re being stalked you need to keep definitive records of this shit because cops can be fucking useless.
Yeah, detectives investigating my potential future murder, I’m talking about you. If it’s gotten this far? Screw you.
That being said, I’m not even sure if this is “stalker” material yet. For right now the guy is just creepy and that doesn’t seem like anything criminal but I want to make sure it’s all noted here, just in case. His name is Jeremy Rathbone. He’s 6’2”, with dark brown hair and dark eyes. White, solid build and he’s got this gross leather jacket that he thinks make him look cool. Honestly, sometimes he behaves like he just stepped out of Grease or some shit.
He’s new to school this year. It’s only been a few weeks but it seems like he somehow wound up in all my classes, which if you know anything about high school scheduling, you’d know how damn near impossible it is. My best friend and I tried to pick the exact same classes one year so that we could see each other all day and we wound up with zero. Just saying.
He seems really invested in being part of my life and maybe I’m just being paranoid, but for right now, I’d rather not take the risk. So here’s me writing it down and making sure that it’s noted, for the record. If I wind up violently murdered, check this guy out first.
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Posted 2/6/2016, 12:36 am.
The past few weeks have been fairly uneventful. I’ve been trying to keep tabs on this guy and see if I can find out more about him (like how his parents seem to be non-existent, but the teachers don’t seem to care?), but he has answers to those questions that are pretty hard to refute. Starting to think that maybe I jumped to the wrong conclusion.
This is the internet though, right? It’s kind of like screaming into a vacuum. A person can only find something if they’re really looking for it.
Anyway, Jeremy’s now my lab partner so either I’ll be able to dig up more dirt on him, or he’ll prove himself to be more than just a creepy teenager.
Or he’ll continue to be a creepy teenager, but a harmless one. Who knows? Most teenage boys are creepers anyway, and unlike the rest of the jock idiots in this school, he seems like he’s unlikely to crack fag jokes when I walk down the hallway. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
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Posted 2/14/2016, 11:22 pm
Okay, seriously starting to reconsider the whole “Jeremy might be a creepy murderous stalker” deal.
Sorry to get your hopes up, Internet. All … 12 people who follow me, though I’m pretty sure half of you are spammers.
He came over to work on a lab project tonight (at my house – we always seem to go to my house, but whatever). I had babysitting duty on top of that – I have a six year-old half brother named Ronnie – so we were interrupted a lot until I managed to get Ronnie to go to sleep, but Jeremy actually helped a lot with that. He was pretty good with him, it was actually really sweet. And to be honest, after getting to know him he actually seems like a really nice guy.
I’m a little sorry for misjudging him. But a kid’s gotta be careful, right? Especially in a small town like this one. Most of the kids I know around here I’ve known since I was six. We don’t get new kids often, especially not ones with so many holes in their backstory. But whatever. I am officially past being overly suspicious and moving into cautiously optimistic.
Or something.
Anyway, we got to talking after Ronnie went to sleep, and he mentioned that he thought it was weird that I didn’t have anyone to spend Valentine’s Day with. I told him that he clearly hit his head if he thought there were any guys that would actually admit to being interested in me.
I think you all can guess where this goes from here. But I’m not gonna kiss and tell, sorry to all you actual pervs out there. You’re going to have to get your kicks somewhere else.
Anyway, the point of this all is, I seriously misjudged Jeremy. So do not anticipate any further updates to this blog.
Later, world.
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Posted March 15, 2016, 2:36 am.
Fuck.
Okay.
I don’t even really know how to explain this so I’m just going to type and see what comes out because I don’t know what just happened, but I know enough to know that it was bad and I know that the cops aren’t listening to me so maybe the internet will.
Jeremy and I went out for dinner. We were heading to a movie after that when we were stopped in an alley by some guy appeared out of nowhere and picked a fight with Jeremy. They were fighting, like they had known each other a long time, which made no sense since this guy had to be fifty at least, but suddenly the guy pulls a gun out of nowhere and Jeremy
Jeremy
I don’t really know how to explain what I saw. Jeremy just grabbed his gun hand and twisted it so hard that I could HEAR THE BONE SNAP. The next thing I know, Jeremy had these fangs and his eyes got weird and he’s lunging at the dude’s throat tearing at it with his teeth like some kind of animal.
I didn’t stick around long after that. Something about seeing your boyfriend covered in blood that sort of ruins the moment, after all. Maybe I’m … insane or maybe I was hallucinating but
Internet, or whoever might be reading this, I think my boyfriend is a vampire.
Title: The Official, Unabridged Blog of Teenage Vampire Bait
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,039 words
Warnings: N/A
Summary: An overly cautious teenager records his encounters with the suspicious new boy in town. Just to be on the safe side.
Posted 1/21/2016, 1:21 am
So here’s the deal. I’m not exactly a “blogger,” whatever that means. I’m not going to bore you with the day to day basics of my life, but I’ve definitely watched enough procedural crime dramas to know that when you’re being stalked you need to keep definitive records of this shit because cops can be fucking useless.
Yeah, detectives investigating my potential future murder, I’m talking about you. If it’s gotten this far? Screw you.
That being said, I’m not even sure if this is “stalker” material yet. For right now the guy is just creepy and that doesn’t seem like anything criminal but I want to make sure it’s all noted here, just in case. His name is Jeremy Rathbone. He’s 6’2”, with dark brown hair and dark eyes. White, solid build and he’s got this gross leather jacket that he thinks make him look cool. Honestly, sometimes he behaves like he just stepped out of Grease or some shit.
He’s new to school this year. It’s only been a few weeks but it seems like he somehow wound up in all my classes, which if you know anything about high school scheduling, you’d know how damn near impossible it is. My best friend and I tried to pick the exact same classes one year so that we could see each other all day and we wound up with zero. Just saying.
He seems really invested in being part of my life and maybe I’m just being paranoid, but for right now, I’d rather not take the risk. So here’s me writing it down and making sure that it’s noted, for the record. If I wind up violently murdered, check this guy out first.
Posted 2/6/2016, 12:36 am.
The past few weeks have been fairly uneventful. I’ve been trying to keep tabs on this guy and see if I can find out more about him (like how his parents seem to be non-existent, but the teachers don’t seem to care?), but he has answers to those questions that are pretty hard to refute. Starting to think that maybe I jumped to the wrong conclusion.
This is the internet though, right? It’s kind of like screaming into a vacuum. A person can only find something if they’re really looking for it.
Anyway, Jeremy’s now my lab partner so either I’ll be able to dig up more dirt on him, or he’ll prove himself to be more than just a creepy teenager.
Or he’ll continue to be a creepy teenager, but a harmless one. Who knows? Most teenage boys are creepers anyway, and unlike the rest of the jock idiots in this school, he seems like he’s unlikely to crack fag jokes when I walk down the hallway. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
Posted 2/14/2016, 11:22 pm
Okay, seriously starting to reconsider the whole “Jeremy might be a creepy murderous stalker” deal.
Sorry to get your hopes up, Internet. All … 12 people who follow me, though I’m pretty sure half of you are spammers.
He came over to work on a lab project tonight (at my house – we always seem to go to my house, but whatever). I had babysitting duty on top of that – I have a six year-old half brother named Ronnie – so we were interrupted a lot until I managed to get Ronnie to go to sleep, but Jeremy actually helped a lot with that. He was pretty good with him, it was actually really sweet. And to be honest, after getting to know him he actually seems like a really nice guy.
I’m a little sorry for misjudging him. But a kid’s gotta be careful, right? Especially in a small town like this one. Most of the kids I know around here I’ve known since I was six. We don’t get new kids often, especially not ones with so many holes in their backstory. But whatever. I am officially past being overly suspicious and moving into cautiously optimistic.
Or something.
Anyway, we got to talking after Ronnie went to sleep, and he mentioned that he thought it was weird that I didn’t have anyone to spend Valentine’s Day with. I told him that he clearly hit his head if he thought there were any guys that would actually admit to being interested in me.
I think you all can guess where this goes from here. But I’m not gonna kiss and tell, sorry to all you actual pervs out there. You’re going to have to get your kicks somewhere else.
Anyway, the point of this all is, I seriously misjudged Jeremy. So do not anticipate any further updates to this blog.
Later, world.
Posted March 15, 2016, 2:36 am.
Fuck.
Okay.
I don’t even really know how to explain this so I’m just going to type and see what comes out because I don’t know what just happened, but I know enough to know that it was bad and I know that the cops aren’t listening to me so maybe the internet will.
Jeremy and I went out for dinner. We were heading to a movie after that when we were stopped in an alley by some guy appeared out of nowhere and picked a fight with Jeremy. They were fighting, like they had known each other a long time, which made no sense since this guy had to be fifty at least, but suddenly the guy pulls a gun out of nowhere and Jeremy
Jeremy
I don’t really know how to explain what I saw. Jeremy just grabbed his gun hand and twisted it so hard that I could HEAR THE BONE SNAP. The next thing I know, Jeremy had these fangs and his eyes got weird and he’s lunging at the dude’s throat tearing at it with his teeth like some kind of animal.
I didn’t stick around long after that. Something about seeing your boyfriend covered in blood that sort of ruins the moment, after all. Maybe I’m … insane or maybe I was hallucinating but
Internet, or whoever might be reading this, I think my boyfriend is a vampire.