i'm sorry but...

[iluvroadrunner6]

this was too hilarious, i just had to post it. i don't know where i find these things.

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalking is illegal. iluvroadrunner6 confronts goddess_loki. goddess_loki is stalking iluvroadrunner6 goddess_loki’s REAL name : Henning Dungelhoeff goddess_loki’s REAL DOB : 15th June 1982 Height :164 cm Weight : 43.0 kg goddess_loki has dreamt about you : 8 times goddess_loki became interested in you : 26th June 2005 goddess_loki’s latest dream about you goddess_loki and iluvroadrunner6 are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons. This is how goddess_loki describes your relationship behind your back ‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’ goddess_loki’s been stealing stuff from your house too. goddess_loki enjoys munching on your toenail clippings that they once hoked out of your bin late one evening. They’ve even started modifying their body for you goddess_loki is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s. The Police No. calls to the police : 11 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is iluvroadrunner6. Yes that is my real name, what’s so funny? I’m ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out." goddess_loki’s Police File 15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it’s toll on goddess_loki’s psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society. Testimonies about goddess_loki bebe_pink - Dull O Dull ‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! goddess_loki a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’ flyicarus - Worships the sun ‘I’m gonna kill iluvroadrunner6 for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! goddess_loki is a brilliant person.’ csimellie - Mixes vodka with Whiskey ‘Uncool and unhip goddess_loki is just plain shit!’

absolutely and completely ridiculous. all i did was pick a name on my flist. it did the rest.