More Meme!

So--I'm off to have oral surgery! Yay! I know I didn't get Caroline's opening up for SIU, but I will--as soon as I'm coherent again. And I'll do those first kiss ones too...(because I have a million. yay!)...some of you are getting fullfledged fic for those though, because you picked pairings that I need to write firstkiss!fic for anyway.

snagged from iamentheos...

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Crossovers, OCs, anything goes.